Kalyan Varma ([info]kalyan) wrote,
@ 2004-01-31 00:28:00
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Viagra keeps Demi, Ashton happy
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/454970.cms
Ashton Kutcher is taking the anti-impotency drug, Viagra, to keep up with lissome Demi Moore's demands in the sack. Kutcher said, "Man it was like a rocket taking off from a launch pad. You want to go longer than you usually do. But you lose a lot of sleep because you can't roll over." The actor has a big surprise in store for Demi. He's saved one pill for a really wild Valentine's

All you spammers who are trying to sell me Viagra, now you know whom to go after

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-30 07:12 pm UTC (link)
kutcher was on jay leno the day before. it does look like bruce willis passed the viagra to ashton, hypothetically. punk'd?
ok here is the deal, hypothetically, if you get your hands on the blue pill, use it like crack, with a razor blade, never inject the entire pill. you can hypothetically use one pill for a long time.
going by kuther's standards

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[info]freegeek
2004-01-30 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Or you could have the red pill and realize, it's all in the mind.

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[info]kingsly
2004-01-31 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Good one!

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-03 03:03 am UTC (link)
a million men would wish that was the case, alasyou can pop all the red pills you want but cant wake up the monster

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-31 10:26 am UTC (link)
its good to c that u r trying to make the finger point another direction by using so many "hypothetically"'s......

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(Anonymous)
2004-02-03 03:05 am UTC (link)
dummy,
its not to make the finger point, its just that kucher used hypothetically a lot just so that he doesnt admit to stealing viagra without a prescription on national tv aka the tonoght show with jay leno.

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[info]mannu
2004-01-30 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Spammers have been trying to convince me to enlarge my breast size.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-31 11:10 am UTC (link)
They keep trying to convince my mom to enlarge her penis size.

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[info]bluesmoon
2004-01-30 08:10 pm UTC (link)
when will the times of india grow up?

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Never
[info]kalyan
2004-01-30 08:32 pm UTC (link)
The who times group sucks and each and every product that ever came out of it. The only thing that is worse then ToI is The asian age

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[info]fox2mike
2004-01-31 09:57 am UTC (link)
Bang on target there kalyan, Bang on target. They just so completely & totally suck.

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ashton and demi
[info]shreekanth
2004-01-31 10:37 am UTC (link)
Haha. Demi on Botox and Ashton on viagra.. What's Bruce on? Prozac..

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-31 11:11 am UTC (link)
I've always pictured Bruce as more of a booze kind of guy.

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(Anonymous)
2004-01-31 05:08 pm UTC (link)
just so that we set the record straight.
For all the hard working people I know at pfizer, the largest pharamaceutical company in the world, Viagra is not their flagship product. for anyone who gives a damn of what happens on wallstreet. Lipitor is their flagship drug, bob dole may differ on that, but lipitor is worth 10billion a yr.


come what may, dont take viagra, without consulting a doc, as it could be fatal. personally i want to shove my boot up the editor's arse as foar as times of india goes,

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MattGar
(Anonymous)
2007-05-17 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Totally agree

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spam
[info]shreekanth
2004-02-02 04:17 am UTC (link)
talking about spam how many of you from bangalore have (and how many times) received this particular mail:
One 4 yrs old child is waiting for open heart surgery in Narayan Hridalaya, Bangalore. The doctor is asking for 7 bottles of O-ve blood group.They are from calcutta and does not know anybody in Bangalore. Somehow they have managed 2bottles. They need five bottles more. The docs will start operation only when bloods are available. If you can send this message to all your knowns then it will be of gr8 help. Phone# 7835000/7835018 extn.417 Room no. 107 note : pls pass this message to all people who have or don't have O -ve blood so that, others will also come forward to help .

I must have received this atleast 10 times and each mail with the same content.

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yep
[info]kalyan
2004-02-02 05:17 am UTC (link)
I get a lot of these on SMS and yes I got this specific one too. The clear give away in this message is the "bottles". Who ever refers to quantity of blood in bottles anymore.. oh well

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[info]shreekanth
2004-02-02 07:36 am UTC (link)
The request was a genuine one, but the requirement was met 2 months ago. It's just that people keep forwarding it without checking if requirement has been met or not. Well as far as the way the mail was written (bottles), less said the better.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-12 09:15 am UTC (link)
is it really spam?

or is there an element of truth in it????

i want to know...
plz mail me at anand_bh@sify.com

bye

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[info]dhempe
2004-02-02 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Was just seeing the MG road pics u have taken on ur website.. was just wondering how come only part of the picture is colored.. like Red Color of the dividers on MG road, like Yellow color of the auto,etc..

is it a setting on ur digi cam or have u manipulated the images using Photoshop or GIMP?

Thanks..

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[info]kalyan
2004-02-02 04:23 pm UTC (link)
I selected parts of the image that i wanted b/w and then desaturated the layer. BAsically whole thing done manually in gimp :D

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[info]dhempe
2004-02-02 04:27 pm UTC (link)
ok... :)

I'm interested in photography too.. will look forward to more tips from u like I look forward to tips from tarique.. :)

thanks..

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Free casino game
(Anonymous)
2007-12-31 01:33 am UTC (link)
Hi. Sorry for my english. Happy New Year!!!!!
Good Luck!

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